Cowboy Sayings Examples
Write your Cowboy Sayings on a scrap of paper or rawhide. Drop it off at Gear West during Gear Western packet pickup or on race day. Best of the best will win a 5k race entry for a Gear West event in 2021.
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Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
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Don't squat with your spurs on.
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Don't judge people by their relatives.
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Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town.
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When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
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Talk slowly, think quickly.
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Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
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Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
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Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
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Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
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It's better to be a has-been that a never-was.
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The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm.
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The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
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If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
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If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
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It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
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Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got.
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The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
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Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
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If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
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Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.
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Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' himdo it are two entirely different propositions.
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If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
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When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
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When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
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Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.
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Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.
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You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.(Character shows up best when tested.)
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, shouldn't it follow that cowboys would be deranged?
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There never was a horse that couldn't be rode;
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Never was a cowboy who couldn't be throwed.
